Things Superheroes Might Think About...

...While Skulking Atop Buildings Waiting for the Opportune Moment to Sneak Across Highly Visible Passageways to the Tops of Other Buildings, Like, Say, a Gymnasium.

• Wow, the sky's really pretty tonight.  Is that a star? ...Nope. Airplane. 
• Geez, lady, how long does it take to get two kids into the car?
• I wonder how long I can crouch like this before my leg completely stops working.
• You can totally see why this roof leaks all the time.  Whoever designed this building clearly had no concept of how rain works.
• Maybe if I slide over here I can stand up without being seen... oh.  Crap.  There's people on that side of the building, too. 
• Don't all of you nice people want to go home and watch TV now?
• How 'bout... now?
• This is the worst flashlight.  This is worse than no flashlight.  I had no idea this flashlight was so terrible. 
• Are those air conditioning units?  They get air conditioning here now?  Daaang!
• Are these people leaving in shifts, or what?
• Okay, nose.  I get it.  It's cold.  You can stop dripping now.
• Wouldn't it be funny if I called ___ from up here?  "Hey, ___, it's me!  A Superhero!  On top of the ___ building!  Verbal high five!"
• ...Maybe that's not such a good idea.
• I probably shouldn't sit on this rooftop; who knows what kind of gunk it might leave on my superhero costume.
• Are they still standing there talking?  Holy crap.  They're still standing there talking.  
• Screw it, I'm sitting down.
• Is that Mt. Tabor?  Wait, no, Mt. Tabor's that way.  Which one is that then?
• Uhhh...
• Why do I still not know the names of all the buttes in this part of town?
• I really hope whoever's cleaning this building right now can't hear me sneaking around up here, because if I was them, that would totally weird me out. 
• Aaand more people in the parking lot.  Does this place ever shut down? 
• Aww, those ol' trees.  Why are those trees so amazing.  Seriously, they're like... ptschhh!  Art!  Wow.
  
• Actually, they probably grow that way because they're straining for sunlight between two buildings.
• Still, though!  So awesome.
• Hey, I can totally see in the window of this other building!  Which... has... an awful lot of people in it.
• Who are all also presumably going home at some point.
• Erg.
• No way am I sitting up here all night.  I got places to go, supervillains to catch.
• Also, my nose is still dripping.
• Is the coast clear?  Let's say the coast is clear.  Who's gonna be looking this way anyway, right?

Note: This list is purely theoretical in nature, and has absolutely nothing to do with the previous post.