The Post I Should've Written Months Ago.

I've been sitting on these plans for over a year now.  Got so comfortable with 'em under my bum that it feels weird to have 'em hatch and walk away chirping.  But here they are (peep! peep!):

I quit my job. I'm still working, but my contract's up the end of June, and I'm not renewing it, and my employer knows that.

End of July, I'm leaving town. Renting the house out.  Gonna travel the country by car and bus and train.  Gonna visit some intentional communities (housing co-ops, ecovillages, organic farms, monasteries, boats) and see how people live there.  Gonna have some adventures.  Gonna write about my adventures.

I'd like the adventure-writing to eventually take the form of a book-shaped manuscript, and with a view to promoting such a manuscript, I'll be starting a second, more professional-looking blog in which to record said adventures.*  I don't particularly want to conglomerate everything I've written here and the persona I'll be promoting there, so this one will remain distinct, scruffy and personal (and irregularly updated).  For friends and e-stalkers only.

I have the roughest of timelines in mind: wandering the West Coast for the first several months, then heading eastward; visiting some places briefly, staying in others for a month or so to get something of a feel for life there.  I envision the whole walkabout as lasting maybe two years.  But it's all very flexible.  I'm entirely willing to get sidetracked by interesting possibilities, and if I get sidetracked by less-interesting necessities, well, that is also an acceptable outcome.  And if the book part doesn't happen, that's okay too.  At least I'll have had some interesting adventures.  Which is really the point.  Or one of the points.

(peep!)

So I've been pretty busy lately, working out details of these plans, and also doing the apparently interminable work of downsizing, and also still working full-time and trying to take good care of myself and get in quality time with local friends while I still can.  It feels like I'm trying to live in the future and the past and the present all at the same time, and giving all of them short shrift.  That's what I've been up to, and it's also my excuse for not writing about this sooner, now that my employer knows and there's no reason to keep it under feathers anymore.

* I've been experiencing some inauspicious writer's block in coming up with a name for this travel blog, or even for the project as a whole. Your suggestions are welcomed.

The World Was Never Grayscale.

When I was in college, some of my friends occasionally bought black and white film for their cameras.  It made our pictures look ironically sentimental and remote, like it all happened such a very long time ago.

Nigh twenty years on, that irony has twisted around to bite its own tail.

Losing Everything: Two Stories.

Last weekend I heard some amazing stories, all of them true.  A couple of them had some striking parallels.

George Takei remembered standing at the front window of his home, watching soldiers coming up the driveway to take him and his family away.  It was 1942, and he was five years old.  Carrying only what they had hastily packed the night before, the family of five was transported to a "holding cell" (actually a stall in the stable of a racetrack) on their way to the first of a series of concentration camps, where he and his family spent the next five years of their lives.

Cora Smith* remembered wading in water up to her chest, clinging to her pregnant mother, as they tried to escape their flooded town in 1948.  The single road out was jammed with vehicles.  Cora, then a grade-schooler, was lifted onto the back of a Red Cross truck to be evacuated with a bunch of other children.  It took three days for her mother to find her again.
* I am not certain I have remembered Cora's last name correctly; I apologize if I've gotten it wrong.

George's memory happened in Los Angeles.  Cora's took place in Vanport City, which is now the Delta Park neighborhood of Portland, Oregon.

Things Superheroes Might Think About...

...While Skulking Atop Buildings Waiting for the Opportune Moment to Sneak Across Highly Visible Passageways to the Tops of Other Buildings, Like, Say, a Gymnasium.

• Wow, the sky's really pretty tonight.  Is that a star? ...Nope. Airplane. 
• Geez, lady, how long does it take to get two kids into the car?
• I wonder how long I can crouch like this before my leg completely stops working.
• You can totally see why this roof leaks all the time.  Whoever designed this building clearly had no concept of how rain works.
• Maybe if I slide over here I can stand up without being seen... oh.  Crap.  There's people on that side of the building, too. 
• Don't all of you nice people want to go home and watch TV now?
• How 'bout... now?
• This is the worst flashlight.  This is worse than no flashlight.  I had no idea this flashlight was so terrible. 
• Are those air conditioning units?  They get air conditioning here now?  Daaang!
• Are these people leaving in shifts, or what?
• Okay, nose.  I get it.  It's cold.  You can stop dripping now.
• Wouldn't it be funny if I called ___ from up here?  "Hey, ___, it's me!  A Superhero!  On top of the ___ building!  Verbal high five!"
• ...Maybe that's not such a good idea.
• I probably shouldn't sit on this rooftop; who knows what kind of gunk it might leave on my superhero costume.
• Are they still standing there talking?  Holy crap.  They're still standing there talking.  
• Screw it, I'm sitting down.
• Is that Mt. Tabor?  Wait, no, Mt. Tabor's that way.  Which one is that then?
• Uhhh...
• Why do I still not know the names of all the buttes in this part of town?
• I really hope whoever's cleaning this building right now can't hear me sneaking around up here, because if I was them, that would totally weird me out. 
• Aaand more people in the parking lot.  Does this place ever shut down? 
• Aww, those ol' trees.  Why are those trees so amazing.  Seriously, they're like... ptschhh!  Art!  Wow.
  
• Actually, they probably grow that way because they're straining for sunlight between two buildings.
• Still, though!  So awesome.
• Hey, I can totally see in the window of this other building!  Which... has... an awful lot of people in it.
• Who are all also presumably going home at some point.
• Erg.
• No way am I sitting up here all night.  I got places to go, supervillains to catch.
• Also, my nose is still dripping.
• Is the coast clear?  Let's say the coast is clear.  Who's gonna be looking this way anyway, right?

Note: This list is purely theoretical in nature, and has absolutely nothing to do with the previous post.

On Ghosts, and the Haunting of College Campuses.

This evening, for the first time since it closed for good, I returned to The Campus Formerly Known As Cascade College.  My current employer is renting space there for commuter classes.  Sooner or later, it was inevitable that I would get invited over there to teach a room full of students how to use their library's electronic resources....

How Much Do I Spend on My Car?

As you may be aware, I've been interested in the simplicity/minimalist/low impact lifestyle movement(s) for a while now.  These folks, as you might guess, tend to be really down on automobiles.  Aside from the obvious stuff about environmental impact, they point at crazy-big numbers that the average American spends on cars: $8604? $9519?!

I've always scoffed (with insufferable smugness!) at numbers like these, especially now that I live close enough to my workplace to commute on foot.  My car is, as of this year, old enough to take into bars with me, so it's all paid for, and insurance is cheap.  I tend to stick to my own corner of town, and my occasional road trips rarely take me more than 3 hours away.  But recently, as I contemplated cleaning out my filebox to make room for 2011's paperwork, I started wondering exactly how much my car does cost me.

Three for the New Year.

Some comics for your 3rd:

 Still wondering, actually.

 Maybe I was, though. Hard to say!

Sometimes I just need to waste some time before I can get anything done.

It's the Year of the Rabbit now, though, for reals. Gung hay fat choy! The intermission between New Year celebrations is over; time to get on with the show.  The days are finally getting longer and we've even got a touch of Fake Spring around these parts. 2011 is drumming its fingers on my doorframe, sneaking glimpses at its pocketwatch: Are you ready yet? We've got so many things to do.

2010 in Movies, and Some Books I Forgot.

I found some more books I read last year!  My record-keeping has been terrible, apparently.  (I wonder if I left anything else out...?)  Below the Forgotten Books of 2010 list, I'm also including a very short list of the very few movies I saw in 2010.

2010 in Books.

I read some books in 2010, and here is an annotated list of them, or at least all of them I remembered to write down.  This time I'm separating nonfiction from fiction, just because; but I'm not separating comics/graphic novels from books-without-many-pictures, also just because.  Numerical ratings appear in parentheses after the author's name, corresponding to the following:

(1) - I hated it. * 
(2) - I'm not sure I liked it.
(3) - I definitely liked it.
(4) - I straight-up loved it.
(5) - It crawled inside my head and moved things around, or burrowed inside my heart and made a little nest there.

* This is only a list of books I actually finished reading, so none of them got the (1) rating.  If I were including unfinished books, I would certainly give it to M. John Harrison's Viriconium. I barely made it through the first story in this fantasy/sci-fi collection. It was a heavy, humorless, and interminable tale of war-wearied men doing manly deeds of manliness in <Mr. Voice> a time of war </Mr. Voice>, and wearily philosophizing about it all in a manly fashion.  Harrison's good with words, but the tedium, I can't even describe it (this from a huge LOTR fan), and let's not even talk about how he deals with the female "characters."  Anyway, enough of that; on to the good stuff!

Another Year Bites the Dust.

So this is it, this is my last chance to write a post in 2010, a year of not writing so many posts.  25 posts: that is not very many (though a significant improvement over the 13 I wrote in 2009).  I was thinking just the other day that I've kind of forgotten how to write a blog post.  In the Venn Diagram of my life and interesting blog post material, do the two circles even overlap at all?  What exactly is contained in their intersection?

That's a cop-out, of course.  This is a blog for friends.  My blogging friends could put pretty much anything on their blogs and I would read it (or at least skim it for juicy bits, if it was really tedious).  It is pretty safe to assume that my blog-reading friends have a similar tolerance level.  I mean, if you're still reading this, isn't that proof I'm right?

I went out with friends for a bit this evening, although I went home long before midnight (I'm fighting off a cold, and therefore have a lowered tolerance for human interaction). Even as I was reaching the point where polite conversation was a strain, I was struck (as I often am) by how lucky I am to have so many kind, interesting, and downright odd people in my life.

We raised our glasses, friends and strangers around the table, and we drank to the best year of our lives.  I liked that toast, its hopeful ambiguity, its weaselly superlative.  Maybe it will be the best!  But if not, maybe the best one is still to come, out there on the hazy horizon.

To tell the truth, I feel out of sync with the planet again, like last year, like the year before: the end of the calendar year just doesn't feel like an endpoint to me.  It feels like I'm still very much in the middle of things.  Someone asked me about my goals for 2011, someone else asked about resolutions, but I got nothin'.  I've got plans, sure, but I'm not about to restrict them to 2011. (Plans.  I should blog about my plans.  But no, it is not quite time for that yet, either.)  So no new leaves for me, right now.  No abrupt lifestyle changes, no vices relinquished.  There will be a time for these things, but right now I'm pretty much just gonna keep on doing what I'm doing.

To those of you starting new things, or stopping old things: I salute you.  And to all of you kind, interesting, and downright odd people who make life better for me in so many ways: Happy new year.

Wandering Around, With Photos.

Yesterday I had occasion to be out in Corbett, an itty-bitty town up the Gorge.  I was at Menucha Conference Center, and I had a bit of free time on my hands.

So I went exploring, lured by the promise of walking trails and spectacular views, and by the glint of sunlight on damp leaves.

They weren't kidding about the views, that's for sure.

Though the river was mostly hidden behind a generous curtain of trees, this was the view from the swimming pool.  The pool itself was also spectacular:

Not so much in the "wanna dive in!" sense as in: Wow that's green.

Not far from the emerald pool was a giant stone hearth.  It has clearly been far too long since someone set up a blaze here:

You could definitely cook some stuff in that thing.  If you click to see the photo larger, you might notice the inexplicable initials inside: J M.  It's obvious that stories are piled up here, thick and musty as the dead leaves.

Menucha also has a really nice labyrinth, made of brick and stone and moss and pebbly mosaic:

The plastic jugs had candles in them, stabilized by sand.

Walking the labyrinth is probably my favorite form of meditation.  The twists and turns made me think of the unexpected nature of living life in a chronologically linear fashion, and how sometimes, when it looks like you are moving away from the goal, you are actually moving toward it.

But the rich smell of damp leaf mold and sweet evergreen lured me deeper into the woods, past all the interesting things made of concrete and rocks.  I picked a trail and a direction, and started walking.

I didn't know where I was going.  I had a rough trail map, and a vague idea that most of the trails went in a circle, but I didn't really know where I was... and that was the best feeling.  My favorite dreams are like this, where I'm in an interesting place and I'm exploring it, with no sense of urgency, discovering curious new things at every turn.

There were a lot of things to discover, here.

I was sort of obsessed with all the moss, and took way too many macro shots of it.  Here is the best one:

The ferns were amazing, too.  I was trying to get a really good shot of the ferns from the underside, like from the perspective of a little forest creature looking up through them, when I was distracted by the sound of someone picking their way down the bank. I was annoyed -- I was enjoying the solitude and didn't want to shift back into polite banter mode -- but when I looked up, I froze.  It was a mule deer, about to take a shortcut across the path.  It saw me and it, too, paused.

I tried to sneak in a sneaky photo, without moving or looking away, just hoping I had the deer in the shot.  Flash!  ...oops.

 
Instead of bolting, though, the deer walked a few paces back (off to the right, still in the frame of this shot) and stopped moving, still nearly in full view.

Ah. Excuse me.  I walked softly away, and so (I saw, glancing nonchalantly back over my shoulder) did the deer.

I followed a narrow side trail, which began wobbling down a hillside toward the sound of rushing water.  I began to get excited about this stream, and about taking pictures of it.  But the mud was getting muddier and muddier, and I wasn't wearing mud-friendly shoes.  So when I reached a particularly swampy stretch of path, closely flanked by tall drippy weeds and blocked by a substantial spiderweb, I turned back... but not before looking up.

The weather has been all wrong for autumn color this year, but a few trees managed to represent anyway.  The gold-on-blue is so heraldic, I think.  Giving up short of a goal is always disappointing, but the golden tree made it feel like a triumphant moment: I came this far! And I knew when it was time to turn back!  Huzzah!

Revenge of Camp Stories: Postscript.

My search for a YouTube video of the song I referenced in the previous post developed into an obsessive google-quest.  I believe it was first taught at Wisconsin Christian Youth Camp about five years ago, in Whompy and Bethany's singing class, and I always assumed the title was "He is Wonderful."  The piece, as sung by these mostly white Midwesterners, is neo-baroque: square and crisply choral, one of the few songs that almost never lags at WCYC.  It's all over YouTube, but most of the recordings don't sound at all like what those campers were singing.  The closest approximation I could find was filmed in Samoa, which is not so strange when you consider that the song was probably brought over by a missionary from the Midwest.

But most of those YouTube videos are performed by African-American choirs at a far more relaxed tempo, with a swing and a sway, and with bits I didn't even recognize.  I was curious: did this song originate with a white church and later get an infusion of soul?  Or did it come from the gospel music tradition and get ironed and starched by European-Americans?  Well, after lots and lots of googling, I found my answer in the original 1985 recording. (The singing starts in about 3:45, but if you skip the music of that preacher's voice, I'm telling you, you're missing out.)

The writer is A. Jeffrey LaValley, who was actually born not far from WCYC, in Milwaukee.  He's the minister of music at the New Jerusalem Full Gospel Baptist Church in Flint, Michigan.  The song is titled "Revelation 19:1," and it was "chosen as the entrant for the Papal Celebration at the Vatican in June, 2006" (source is PDF).  I don't know whether that means it was performed or just submitted, but if it was actually sung at the Vatican, that must have been amazing.  If you're interested in other performances of the piece from around the world, I found the YouTube links on this page to be of better quality than the ones Google gave me.

* * *

 
So what exactly did that epiphany mean to me, there at that last devo?  Or more to the point, what does it mean now and for the future?

Well, it doesn't mean I'm necessarily going back next year. Jury's still out on that one, but there's a good likelihood I'll be busy with other things at that time.

And it doesn't mean my dilemmas are resolved, not by any means.  In fact, they'd only be resolved if I had decided not to return.  Because the other way of resolving them, by just blindly accepting what is being taught without measuring it against my own experience and understanding, is no longer an option.

It also doesn't mean that I'll be returning with a mission to rock the boat.  I won't be standing up on the cafeteria table to proclaim, "Jesus drank alcohol!" or whispering to campers that perhaps some of these praise songs might sound better with guitars and drums, heheheh.

It means that when I go back, I need to be on my toes, looking for appropriate opportunities to share my perspective, even at times I'm not sure it will be heard.  It means that I need to view my work with these folks as collaboration, even when our approaches seem to be in conflict.  It means that sometimes when things are done in a way that I disagree with, I'll have to just let it go, knowing that the outcome is in God's hands, not ours.  It means that I will need to accept that there are things I too will mess up, and be okay with this, knowing that messing things up is what people do.  And then, of course, I will have to do what I can to make them right.

(I really think that last part is the clincher.  I'm a perfectionist; I will do almost anything to avoid messing things up, doing things the wrong way, saying the wrong thing.  I really need to get over that.  It has cost me a lot of opportunities for speech and action.)

When typing up this journal, I debated whether to use the phrase "working at cross purposes" to describe what I feared I was doing at WCYC, because its potential double meaning was exactly the opposite of what I intended.  But no other phrase seemed to quite fit.  The mental image I had was of two objects colliding with each other while headed in completely different directions.  Or a bunch of parallel lines, and then one line coming in out of left field and intersecting them all at some crazy angle.  Or that politically divergent couple who cancel out each other's vote at the ballot box.  If I'm going around trying to fix what you're doing, and you're going around trying to fix what I'm doing, then not a whole lot is going to get done, was my thinking.

But I'm reclaiming that entendre now.  I'm currently operating on the theory that working at cross purposes with other believers may, if done in love, not be as contrary to cross purposes as it might seem.

* * *

There's so much I left out of this journal.  I didn't tell you about how I was three days in before Toto's "Africa" stopped running through my head nonstop.  I didn't tell you about the cabin devotionals, or about what I shared during our second round of confessions.  I didn't tell you about how the camper I was afraid I'd have trouble with, aside from a couple of mildly abrasive encounters, never actually caused any trouble.  Out of respect for their privacy, I didn't tell you much at all about the campers, which means you didn't get a lot of class and cabin narrative.  And out of respect for my readers' sensibilities, I didn't talk about my digestive system nearly as much as I might have, or even mention the no-soap experiment.

I left out the conversation I had with Shane right after being "healed of leprosy."  I didn't say whether the devo talks got better as the session progressed (answer: not as much as I would have liked), or about taking a teacher and board member aside to tell him about how it seemed to me there was a lot of talk of sin this year at the expense of spiritual growth (he hadn't noticed until I brought it up, but now that I mentioned it...).

And I didn't tell you about my ride back to Chicago or the time I spent with Mitch, teaching her friends to play Monster Cards, wading in Lake Michigan, scouring the comic shops for a copy of Scott Pilgrim v.6, and watching video footage of ourselves in 1995 (we were sooo cute!).

But I managed to cram in an awful lot, and if you've actually read all two weeks' worth, bravo!  That was a lot of words.  Thank you for reading them.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Friday, July 30.

Again with the doom-and-gloom in Rabbi's Meeting this morning about this post-modern generation and their lack of objectivity.  I finally speak up: I hear what you're saying, but I have a lot of faith in this generation as the future of the church.  They're going to get a lot of things wrong, but they're going to get a lot of things right, and I'm excited about that.

The naysayers are polite, but unrelenting in their disapproval of Christian kids these days: sure, they're very spiritual, but they're lacking in self-discipline and conviction and focus and... I forget what-all, but I've heard all this before from baby-boomer Christians, and I have very little patience with it.  There is always reason to despair.  There is always reason to hope.  And I am certain that these teachers' parents had similar rants about their children's generation.

Then Roger the Cowboy says, Well, I came to an objective decision about my faith when I was young, and then the spirituality came later.  But maybe these young people have to do things in a different order.  Maybe they have to get to where they're going on a different horse.  I don't know that horse, so it's hard for me to trust it, but it may get them there all the same.

I appreciate this, but as I move on to the Bible class I'm teaching, that unanswered question from last week writhes in my gut: Do I even belong here anymore?  Am I working at cross purposes with these people?  Or are we just presenting two sides of the same coin?

I do not hesitate to identify myself as a post-modern woman with a post-modern faith.  I believe it's possible for an action to be sinful for one person or situation, and yet to be completely innocuous for another.  I'm convinced it's a waste of effort to try and convince people that alcohol, cigarettes, and coarse language are to be avoided by everyone at all costs.  I believe it's far more important to be earnestly seeking God than it is to follow all the rules.  I believe that, as a means of encountering your environment and experiences, feelings are just as valid as objectivity and logic, and to omit one of those is as dangerous as the other.  I believe the Bible is a document that comes to us from a specific culture and period in history, and that fact has to be taken into account when applying it to our lives (and, more significantly, the lives of other people).  It seems to me that, if all your friends believe the same things you do, it's time to make some new friends.  I believe God is love, and that in Christ, we are free indeed.  And I believe in admitting I could be wrong about even the beliefs I hold most dear.  That doesn't mean I believe in them any less.

It feels good to write this out, but the question remains.  In the balance, it's clear to me that what is being done here is so much more beneficial than harmful.  But am I wasting my own energy working alongside people whose teachings so often make me grit my teeth?  And if I am more active in speaking up when I disagree, am I going to mess things up for everyone else?

It's raining now, so we have to scramble for indoor class locations.  For Bible we cram into the front room of the Nurse's Cabin, squished together on the cool concrete floor, and the physical closeness of the group feels cozy and appropriate for our last day together.  Another class bumps my World Travel class from the Lodge to a smaller venue.  While we're waiting outside to redirect everyone, there's a crunch and a chorus of shrieks from the Lodge's back porch, which hangs out over the hillside on some seriously sketchy-looking concrete pillars.  Cries of "The porch collapsed!" go out, though later we learn that only a single weak board gave, under the weight of a large group of people standing close together in prayer.

In World Travel I ask the students to talk briefly about a trip, real or imagined, that they might take, including some of the logistical details we've discussed through the week.  Most of them say the kinds of things I'm expecting to hear, speaking of planned mission trips, upcoming family vacations, the dream of a bicycle tour of Scotland.  The student from Mexico is last.  He says, Well, I've been a lot of places, and he lists them; he has in fact seen more of the US than I have.  But, he goes on, I can't leave the United States, because they won't let me back in.  I don't have those papers yet.  I make sympathetic noises; I'm sorry to have put him into a corner where he has to share this.  Well, I hope your papers come through for you soon, I say thoughtlessly, and then bite my tongue.  His expression says he's not holding his breath.  Even knowing all that I know about immigration, it's hard for me to wrap my mind around the idea that my country doesn't jump at the chance to have such a talented, intelligent, compassionate and responsible young man as a member of its citizenry.

The camp song (or "The Singin' News") is an annual favorite which I suspect was originally penned by Roger, with a chorus that's easy to join in and verses that sum up the highlights of the year's session.  The afternoon is mostly taken up by rehearsal with Roger on guitar and counselors Bethany and Lorraine on vocals (the really time-consuming part of this is getting them all in one place at the same time).  I offer them what I consider to be the finished product, and invite them to adjust it as they see fit.  We work on it a bit more after rehearsing, adding a line here and a twist there, and then we're ready to go.  We perform it that evening to a highly appreciative audience.  A sample verse for your entertainment:

We played Braveheart and Death Star
   and hid Snipes in the trees,
And kept Nurse Carol busy
   with all our injuries.
The skeeters were so bad this year
   they joined in all our games;
They carried off two campers,
   but we forget their names.

I don't reckon that'll happen again in months and months and months;
I don't reckon that'll happen again in months and months and months!

Devo happens immediately afterward, in the Great Hall, because there are so very, very many mosquitoes.  There's no campfire in here, sadly, but the cross is on the table again, this time with a cluster of candles at its... uh... crux?  (Geometrically speaking, it's not the center.)

Tonight, head teacher Shane actually asks us to speed up the songs: "You can fit in a few more that way," he suggests gently.  I fear I may have verbalized my response ("Finally!") a little too audibly, because nurse Carol, sitting behind me, strokes my ponytail and whispers "Sweetheart!" in a tone that I interpret as equal parts amused and reproachful.  But though I fear the request will have little effect, there's a huge difference in the tempo of the songs.  They are full of life and energy, and joining in is an unmitigated pleasure.

While I'm singing, I reflect again on the question that's been dogging me all day, and has popped up repeatedly through the session.  Do I belong here?  Should I come back?  Would I just be waiting until some conflict so dire that I walk away so angry I no longer even want to return?   I consider ruefully that if I'd made the time to discuss this with someone, maybe I'd have an answer by now.  Maybe.  But I was never clear enough in my dilemma to feel I could adequately explain it.

One more time, Shane gets up to give us the nightly injunction: "Consecrate yourselves, dedicate yourselves, prepare yourselves, for tomorrow the Lord is going to do some amazing things among us."  By this time the campers know it so well they can say it with him, but tonight it has a special meaning.  It's easy to expect (and be looking for) God to do amazing things at camp, because it's clear to us that he has; but tomorrow, we're all leaving.  We are consecrating and dedicating and preparing ourselves to return to our mundane, everyday lives, and we are expecting him to do amazing things there, in the places that it seems least likely.

Director Jeff speaks again, too, reminding us of the two greatest commandments, and saying that if we are faithful in following those, God will let us know about any other behaviors we need to be correcting (a message I deeply appreciate right now).  Then he calls forward all the graduating seniors, and announces from their ranks the winners of the camp's Mr. and Miss WCYC contest (a tradition abhorred by so many of the staff that every year I expect to hear it's been canceled).  The overheads dim to black, and Jeff lights two pillar candles, one for each of them, from the lights on the cross.  With those two candles they ignite camping candles in the hands of the other seniors, who pass the fire on to everyone else present.  As flame flickers from wick to wick, the darkened room fills with warm light, and with song.

All praises be 
to the King of Kings
And the Lord our God,
He is wonderful!

It is the prettiest of camp songs, a four-part chorus in intricate, jubilant polyphony.

Allelujah!
Salvation and glory,
honor and power:
He is wonderful!

And it is there, amid hands and voices and faces and flames lifted in worship, in a moment of intense emotion, that I find the answer I'm seeking:  I have given my Word into the hands of imperfect people, with the full knowledge that they, and you, are going to mess it up, yes, sometimes very badly.  But these are the flawed stones from which I have chosen to build my own house, the imperfect tools I'm using to construct my Kingdom, the Kingdom of Heaven. 

I must confess this sounds like a terrible idea to me.  It sounds messy and endlessly frustrating, and I don't see how it can possibly work.  But my approval is not required, and neither is my comprehension of the plan in its entirety.  What is required is my willingness to put myself into places where I can be useful.

Hallelujah, 
He is wonderful!

I'm pretty sure this is one of those places.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Thursday, July 29.

I get really frustrated in Rabbi's Meeting today (again, this is the class where Bible teachers go over the day's text and discussion questions before teaching their own classes).  First there is the question of whether the two greatest commandments can be obeyed separately.  One teacher says that no, you cannot claim to love God if you do not love your neighbor, and you cannot truly love your neighbor if you don't love God.  Though I agree with the first part of statement, I strongly disagree with the second.  But I'm slow to respond, thinking through this, and feel I'd missed my opportunity to say so before the discussion moved forward.  So I'm angry at myself.

Then there's more tsk-tsking about this generation, how shallow they are, how driven by their feelings, oh, everything has to be about feeling good with them.  Now.  This whole topic of feelings vs. religion is a sore subject for me that goes way back, and could fill a sizeable blog post on its own.  Suffice it to say that, over and over in church when I was growing up, we were told not to trust our feelings, that our feelings were inherently flawed and could only lead us to ruin.  Feelings = stupid!  Feelings = weakness!  Logic and reason were the only approved ways of interacting with reality, and the inherent flaws of those were never acknowledged, though there were some pretty blatant examples in plain sight.  For a girl who felt things pretty strongly, and was already unsure of how to handle those feelings, this message was toxic. Honestly, I'm still dealing with the fallout.

So I'm pretty growly by the time I go off to teach Bible class, but once again, talking with the campers gets me all hopeful.  They're not boxed into a comfy Christian social circle that thinks like they do, as many of their teachers seem to be.  I wish more of them had Christian friends back home, but I'm glad they're interacting with the non-Christian world and its accompanying dilemmas, even if that means they have more opportunities to make choices that are harmful to them.  I bring up the question of whether the two Greatest Commandments can be taken separately.  Shrugs and hesitant negatives.  But when I say, hey, I've got some atheist friends who are a whole lot better at loving their neighbors than I am... then they start talking.

The afternoon is busy. There's a dramatic production of the first chapter of a sword-and-sorcery epic, written and directed by a camper.  It plays, beat-for-beat, like a D&D game, complete with a tavern meetup scene and armor/weapon info narrated for each character's description. It's acted out by a bunch of campers who understand its inherent ridiculousness in a way that the writer does not.  And yet they love him.  So while they don't exactly play it straight, they do try very hard to make him happy, and, I believe, succeed.

Before that there's a baptism, and afterward there's a surprise party for a camper from my cabin, celebrating 9 months of sobriety.  And all of this is wonderful, and I enjoy it.  But I wave a disappointed goodbye to the day's chance to drift in circles on an inner tube, reeling out my brain to swoop like a kite overhead.  And I'm still behind on journaling, yes, and still working on those lyrics too.

Dinner is the final cookout, and the mosquitoes are so bad out there that even though the site has been fogged before we arrive, they're still maddening.  I'm wearing baggy nylon pants and boots, and I zip my rain jacket up to my chin and pull on my hood, but I'm still constantly windmilling to keep them away from my face.  DEET makes it less bad, but still: it's bad.

Once I'm finally sitting down in a breezier, less buggy area with some food in my belly, I abruptly realize I'm on sensory overload, full-on introvert reaction mode.  Too many people.  Too much noise.  Rather than halfway attending to an adjacent conversation, I space out unabashedly, letting my glazed eyes rest on the trees massed below the hillside.  It feels good, but I really, really want to be alone just now, in a quiet place with no mosquitoes.

After a few minutes, teacher Dianne pulls her chair over and says, "You look like you're lost in thought.  I thought I'd come and rescue you."  Hah.  I explain what's going on, and she lets the conversation lag to intermittence, which is a lot more comfortable for me right now than trying to sustain dialogue.

I sit out of that night's Snipe game; I can no longer deal with mosquitoes in quantity.  I lie on my sleeping bag, listening to shrieks and footfalls around the cabin, and take deep slow breaths, and feel better.  Better enough to recall the calendar, and a projected hormonal shift that may have influenced the evening's mental meltdown.  Ah, yes.  You'd think after all these years of womanhood I could see these things coming, but no, I never do.

Tonight's devo is the annual tradition of Anointing, which is both less and more scary than it sounds.  Once again the table bearing the cross is set up in the middle of the room, but this time instead of bread and juice, there are small bowls of olive oil.  Anointing, in this context, is simply smearing a little oil on someone's palm, while speaking a blessing or word of appreciation to him or her.  (The best part is that your anointee is not allowed to talk while this is going on, or even reply immediately, which can make for some serious squirming.  The worst part is that you can't defend yourself with words while it's being done to you.)  Meanwhile the same thing is going on with pretty much everyone in the room at the entire time, which means it's a greasy, teary, huggy scene, messy and intensely beautiful.  I do circuits of the crowded room, trying to catch campers I've connected with in class and in the cabin, and as many "lepers" as I can possibly snag, as well as most of the staff.  I wish my blessings were more profound, original, or reflected a clearer observation of the person in question, but what I am really saying to all of them is I love you, and I think that at least gets across.

* * *

I didn't write down any of the blessings I gave or received, but two and a half weeks later, pieces of a couple of them are still with me.  One was from Joe: I told him how much I had appreciated his steadiness while we were "leprous," how (while still taking it seriously) he had been able to view the situation with a detached eye, even when I was getting all worked up about it.  Later, he caught me and said, One of us needed to be emotionally involved, and you were right there in it with them.  And I saw that, rather than being the weak link, I had been half of a really well-balanced team, and this made me happy.

The other was a camper who said to me, with great conviction, You are changing the world.   It startled tears into my eyes, and I realized, or remembered: that is exactly what I want to do.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Wednesday, July 28.

Today is a day of recovery from the previous two.  I'm terribly groggy until I manage to get a nap in at that free period between classes.  Then I wake up ready to rock World Travel.  It's time to talk about packing again!  Show and tell is popular; my class enjoys squooshing the inflatable pillow and ooohing over the soft travel towel.  When I mention that in some countries women are still expected to wear skirts, I'm surprised at how many of the girls groan.  "I hate skirts," several of them say.  I felt the same way at their age, but thought I was in a pretty small minority.  (For me it was a mobility issue: I like to climb things and sit with my legs tucked up under me.  Eventually I discovered you can wear boxers or biking shorts under them, and then I didn't hate them anymore.)

Our afternoon activity is camp service projects.  Our teams are assigned tasks somewhat haphazardly.  Mine starts out pruning back overgrown paths, then joins another team in hauling firewood, and winds up helping to move buckets of dirt and gravel to create runoff channels for future rainstorms.  We had another one of those last night, though it was significantly less dramatic.  Today the mosquitoes are much worse.

Crickin' sounds pretty good after all of this.  I've begun a habit of snagging the smallest inner tube and drifting in a circle down below the rapids.  Kick sideways to get into the current near the foamy water (look out for that rock!), ride the fast flow about 50 feet toward the shallows, kick out into the backflow that takes me back toward the "falls" again (look out for that camper!).  Once I have my fill of this, I sit down on a shallow sandstone ledge and tilt my head back (upstream) to give my scalp a good pressure-wash.  The water is colder today than it was yesterday, and the current's flow is much more powerful, threatening to shove my bum off the ledge until I move farther toward the creek's edge.

Tonight's the talent show!  Aside from the usual quota of vocal solos/duets with/out guitar/piano, there are several unique numbers:  a spoken word performance (followed by a spot-on spoof of said performance), beatboxing, breakdancing, a two-man military review with "rifles", and three guys threading pine needles in one nostril and out the other (shrug?).  The "grand" finale is the song that teacher Dianne and I wrote to the tune of (parts of) the William Tell Overture.  Dianne has recruited an improbable number of people into this endeavor; I don't know how she managed it, but now that I think of it, she does every year.  There are representatives from each of the major staff groups to carry their designated verses, and counselor Bethany holds us all together with the piano accompaniment.  Here's a sample verse, the one for the teachers:

Archery, Juggling, "Ultimate Man",
Take a class, your teachers have a plan,
Fix a bike, play guitar, sing like a lark,
And we'll allllll discuss the book of Mark!

Yep.  And that's one of the better verses.  The girls' counselors were all about rehearsing elaborate choreography for their verse, while the guys' counselors completely rewrote theirs to say something like "if you want poo, we're the men for you."  It's pretty much ridiculous from start to finish, which is so traditional for the annual staff skit that, obviously, it qualifies as a success.

There's more, but I barely jot down the skeleton of the day.  Nearly every spare minute is spent catching up on my journal (which I didn't have handy for most of the past two days), and working on the next lyrics assignment: words for the Camp Song to be sung on Friday.  This time, I'm writin' it all myself.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Tuesday, July 27.

None of us sleep well in that tiny stuffy cabin.  There aren't quite enough beds for us all; I'm on the floor with my mattress, crammed in at a weird angle between two other bunks and their angled ladders.  One of the girls asks me, this morning, if we have to clean it up for the daily cabin check.  "Nope!" I reply.  "Unclean people don't have clean check."

Yesterday a couple of lepers asked if Jesus was going to come and "heal" us.  We laughed at them, but in fact, last time we did this, that was exactly what happened.  A minister and two other men visited the camp in the role of Jesus and a couple of disciples.  Joe and I have been trying to figure out who might show up to play the part this year.  We suspect it might be one of the Cleveland clan, but agree that it's hard to imagine Nate, perhaps the most likely candidate, playing the role without his usual trademark ironic flair.  (Try to imagine Bill Murray playing Jesus. There you go. That'd be Nate.)

In Rabbi's Meeting, Joe and I sit on a bench a bit away from the other teachers, but still participate in the discussion.  Head Teacher Shane points out that this is the behavior expected of leper pupils in classes today.  I'm not really very focused on the discussion until Roger the Cowboy, draped in his green "Rabbi" robe for the simulation, stands up to make a point, then proceeds to remove the strip of cloth from counselor Natalie's face which marks her as mute.  Then he tells us all not to reveal the identity of the Messiah.  Ohhh.  Roger is playing Jesus.  Didn't see that coming.

I cheat and lower my bandana to teach my classes.  My throat's feeling better today, but there's a lot of background noise, and I just don't project that well.  Mid-morning, I see one of the lepers waving to me from across the hill, en route to another class.  Her bandana is gone; she, too, has been "healed."  I signal congratulations and go on to the next class, relieved to have further evidence we're on the downward slope of this thing.

While everyone (but the lepers) waits in line for lunch, the Pharisees and "Jesus" get into a very public argument.  Pharisee Jeff shouts loudly enough that we can all hear him, but Roger's replies are hard to catch from 50' away.  The argument appears to center around a "paralytic", who is obviously about to get healed.  One of the lepers makes a beeline for "Jesus", pressing straight in through the crowd, which is of course completely inappropriate given his diseased status.  I'm proud of him.  Jeff ad libs outrage: "You bring a leper among us?!"  We can't see or hear much of what happens after that, so we back off to a more comfortable spot to sit and wait our turn to eat (and/or be healed).

After a bit, the leper who forced his way through the crowd comes back bandana-free with another "healed" leper.  "Unclean," we mutter at them, but they say, "Come on! Come and get healed!"  I shrug and eye the six or so remaining camper-lepers; it's their move.  But no one moves.  Joe plays the skeptic: "Who is this guy? I don't trust him."  The five or so campers sitting with us know this is an act, but their lack of motivation to go surprises me.  (I think the biggest reason for this may be loyalty; the experience has drawn this group together pretty tightly, and no one wants to abandon the others.  Further, they've all chosen to follow the rules of the simulation, and barging into a crowded dining hall is pretty clearly outside those rules.)

Our inertia clearly baffles these two as well: You could get this fixed now, and yet you just sit there?  They waste little time on arguments.  One of them grabs a girl and carries her bodily toward the dining hall.  The other one, significantly shorter, makes a move to do the same, realizes it isn't going to work, then turns to me, grabs my arm, and drags me after him.  It's enough to get everyone moving (and laughing), and we shove our way into the dining hall en masse.  Everyone else is there too, and "Jesus" isn't rushing any of his encounters, because magical healing powers aren't really the point here.  So there's a significant line, and we have no choice but to wait.

I'm hoping for a batch healing, like the ten lepers in Luke 17 (then we can one-up them by all coming back to say thanks!).  But when he finally gets to the first leper, it's clear "Jesus" isn't going that route.  Meanwhile, we're all blocking the salad bar.  Pharisee Shane tells us to move along: "You're creating a disturbance!"  I'm prepared to ignore him (his heart clearly isn't in it; he's as eager to be done with this as I am), but some of the leper-campers leave, so Joe and I follow them out.  He and I have to be last anyway, in order to chaperone any remaining lepers through rest period (which follows lunch).

And last we are.  The remaining leper-campers eat outside with us, then disappear into the dining hall and disperse bandana-less with friends.  We see Pharisees leaving the dining hall, removing their robes with relieved expressions.  Eventually Roger emerges, clearly exhausted, and Joe and I make our requests.  It's strange to role-play that your friend is divine, but not as strange as it might be; Roger is already someone I think of as being an awful lot like Jesus.  I vaguely remember him telling me my sins were forgiven and to follow God all the days of my life.  But I don't end up recording any details about this encounter, because by the time I get all of this down it's two days later; in fact what my journal says at this point is "I am SO READY TO BE DONE WRITING ABOUT THIS."  What I do remember clearly is the overwhelming relief that now things can get back to normal, which I think is really the opposite of what you'd feel walking away from an encounter with the Son of God, assuming you took his teachings seriously.

Even though there's no need, I put a word in my fellow cabin counselor's ear and take my rest period in the "leper cabin."  I don't nap soundly, but for an introvert like myself, having time alone is restful in a different way.  And I really, really need rest right now.

* * *

Typically, as we file toward the campfire or into the dimmed Great Hall for devotionals, we are hushed or shushed, preparing to enter a time of focus and listening.  But tonight the Hall is fully lit with raised roof: campers not just singing but belting out "Awesome God", beating time with thunderous stomps and claps.  The burden of the past 24 hours has been palpably lifted, and the result is an explosion of exuberance.  A few of the campers even get up and dance (breakin' and a little swing), which surprises me; I'm not sure if that's frowned upon here or not.  It sure would've been when I was a kid.  I eye the ex-Pharisees, but they're relaxed, smiling, soaking it in.

After the singing, campers get the chance to speak about their experiences.  The stories are many and wide-ranging.  For some, the exercise was very painful; for others, even some lepers, it was no big deal (a couple even suggest it should have run longer).  Everyone didn't take the same lessons from it, either, but it's far more interesting to hear what they've worked out for themselves, rather than having them just repeat something they were told.  It's really lovely that no one ever gives us the authoritative purpose for the exercise, or tells us the Big Lesson we ought to have learned in case we missed it.  Because maybe it's not the same for everyone, and that's okay.

From where I sit, it looks like the point of the exercise is to make real to us the impact that Jesus had on his community; more specifically, it creates a camp-wide yearning for things to be set to rights that, in some small sense, echoes a people's millennia-old desire for their Messiah.  And that collective yearning is like a kaleidoscope-view of an individual's longing for God:

As the deer pants for streams of water,
       so my soul pants for you, O God.
My soul thirsts for God, for the living God.
       When can I go and meet with God? 
[Psalm 42]

This thirst is as personal and familiar to me as my own pulse, and all too often, as ignored.  I can't say if the simulation is worthwhile for everyone involved.  I can say that for me, 24 hours of discomfort and confusion are well worth the visceral reminder of that longing's source and purpose.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Monday, July 26.

Yesterday campers signed up for their second week of classes.  I was worried about my World Travel class, because though it got a lot of students, it wasn't the first choice for most of them.  So I expected apathy and lack of participation.  But they were lively, fun, and very resourceful with today's warmup game, a simple charades assignment (communicating phrases like "Where can I find a taxi?" or "Do you have any soap?" with only gestures and a nonsense syllable).

The exercise is intended to get them thinking about interacting in a country that has a lot of non-English speakers, but the resulting discussion goes in a different direction.  I have one student who was born in Mexico and two who were born in Haiti, and one of the latter talks about what it was like to come to the US with absolutely no English education.  His experiences speak louder than anything I could say.  (My favorite of his anecdotes:  "When I saw a girl that I liked, I would say, 'I love you!' But then they told me, 'No, don't do that.'")

I feel a little awkward having them in the class, honestly.  I've targeted it at US kids who want to go to other countries, and I know some of the stuff I have to say will sound a little weird or obvious to the ones who come from other countries.  I mean, the campers from Haiti don't need to be told they can pack fewer clothes if they wash them by hand and hang them up to dry.  That's standard procedure in Haiti.  The guy from Mexico already knows it's wise to dress nicely and be respectful when interacting with customs officials.  I am concerned about excluding and about stepping on toes, and I'm not sure what to change about my lesson plan to make it better.  I hope I don't mess this up too badly.  It's okay for me to feel awkward, but I don't want them to feel awkward.

* * *

This afternoon we begin a simulation that hasn't been done at camp for about five years.  It's preceded with a speech from head teacher Shane: "Do you want to get closer to God, even if it's painful and difficult?"  There is hesitation from the campers before they loudly assent.  He explains that they'll only get something out of it if they play along and take it seriously, and for those who know or think they know what's going on, he has only one request: "Shut up. Let other people work it out for themselves."

I know what's going on; five years ago was my first year here, and I remember it vividly.  The camp is divided into social groups, loosely based on the culture of Jesus' time.  Certain (male) staff are given the role of Pharisees and Rabbis; they wear robes and call the shots.  The majority of the campers and staff are instructed to play the role of "righteous Jews."  And the remainder are assigned some sort of infirmity or stigma. Some are "blind" or "mute", "crippled" or have a "maimed" hand.  A couple are even "paralyzed", unable to move from a stick-and-blanket stretcher.  Then there are the outcasts: Gentiles, tax collectors, "known sinners", and lepers.

I'm one of two counselors assigned to the lepers, and I'm relieved to learn that Joe is the other.  He was also here last time we did this, so he knows what's in store as well as I do.  Also, though outside of camp we don't have much in common, he's someone whose company I enjoy.  This is convenient, because we're going to be spending a lot of time together.

Here are the instructions received by all lepers:

Until further notice, you have leprosy.  To fulfill your role in society, you must...

• Wear this cloth over your face -- be sure to cover everything from your eyes down
• Avoid coming within 50 feet of anyone who is clean
• When approaching clean people, you must cry out "Unclean! Unclean!" while making sure you get out of the main walkways and allow them to pass
• Sit on the fringe of each class so as not to cause a clean person to become unclean
• Eat last, outdoors, and only with other unclean individuals
• Sleep on the porch or some other area designated by your cabin as undesirable

Frankly, I'm relieved to get this assignment.  Last time we did this, I was "mute", which was hugely inconvenient when it came to keeping order in the cabin or teaching a class.   This time, as I see it, I've been assigned a specific group to hang out with, and as I look at the 7 male and 8 female campers wearing leper-bandanas, I have a hard time complaining.  I like these people.

Still, I'm thrown off by the news that we're repeating this simulation.  I remember it being... worthwhile, but intense, and I'm on edge emotionally at the prospect of repeating it again.  The leper-campers are uneasy too, not knowing what this assignment will mean for them.  Several are confused about what leprosy is.  I distract them and myself by sharing what I know of the history and physiology of the disease.  Many of them are horrified.  I tell them about the lepers cared for by Mother Theresa in Calcutta, and about the remote colony I sort-of-almost visited on Molokai, the time my cousins dropped anchor just offshore for the night.

We've stationed ourselves in and around a couple of tiny play cabins, off to one side of "the hill" where the other campers are spending their free time, but we see them passing by, and shout "Unclean!" through our bandanas when they get too close.  Some of the campers look at us sympathetically, or mouth "I love you!  Be strong!" at their leper-friends; others throw sticks and pinecones (they were instructed to do this, but some really enjoy it).  The level of discontentment varies widely from leper to leper; some (myself and Joe included) are playing cribbage and laughing about being called "leopards", while others chafe against the enforced separation from close friends.  One normally docile leper says, "I feel like being a bad leper, and rebelling!"

"How?" I ask her.

"I don't know.  I just feel rebellious!"

Dinnertime is when it really starts getting rough.  Tonight's meal is a cookout, but we can only approach at the speed of the paralytics (whose carriers keep having to set them down and get them resituated).  Again and again we advance a few steps, then halt to maintain that 50' (-ish) barrier.  No lepers brought bug spray, so we sit on the trail slapping and complaining, particularly when we notice others going through the food line multiple times.

At last some compassionate campers bring us bug spray, and later, a plate of hot dogs and brats, another of celery, condiments, and bags of chips and buns.  Cups of water and lemonade, too.  One leper is sulky and tearful, and sits far back on the path by himself, refusing to eat.  Others are borderline belligerent and keep trying to push closer to the "clean" crowd.  I try really hard to keep them reined in (although, in retrospect, that may not have even been my responsibility).

We're sent back to camp ahead of the rest, as the path is too narrow for everyone to pass us at the required distance.  "Where should we go?" we ask, and the reply is "Somewhere on the hill" (the open area at the center of camp activity).  So we pick out a nice swing and bench to occupy.  One of the Pharisees orders us to move, so we switch to a different swing and take the bench with us.  There's a definite undercurrent of rebelliousness among the lepers that, at this point, I sympathize with too strongly to quell.  One of the girls starts singing "Well I Feel Good," and most of us join in.  It's a blatant act of resistance, but we figure, how can they get mad at us for praising God?

We keep singing, one upbeat song after another.  We do feel good, and we sound good, too.  Then Pharisee Shane takes us aside and sternly chides us for not taking the activity seriously enough.  I'm pretty mad about this.  I get out my list of prescribed leper behavior and tell him we've been following it to the letter.  I'm about to tell him about how the lepers of Calcutta are by all reports a far from somber people, but somewhere in there I realize that I'm a leper sassing back a Pharisee, so instead I finish off with "...so thank you for explaining how we can do better."

After he walks away, I'm like, fine, whatever, we'll play cribbage out here with the mosquitoes, I've had worse evenings.  Then I look over at the other lepers.  One girl, who was among the most defiant earlier, is sobbing, so I go and sit with her.  After a moment I realize the girl on the other side of me is weeping too.  I am a sympathetic sniffler, and this is altogether too much for my tear ducts.  Around the small amphitheatre where we're sitting, nearly all of the girls and several of the guys are crying.  (The other guys are playing cribbage with Joe.)  A knot of lepers is holding hands and praying in broken voices.  One of them later tells me: "My normal response to something like this would be to rebel, but we couldn't do that. So my second response would be to make the best of it.  But then he told us we couldn't do that either."  What's left?  No wonder they cry.  It's hard not being able to tell them, it's okay, I've been through this and it all comes out right.  But I'm humbled by how much more willing they are to put themselves in this painful place than I am, to really confront the situation instead of just gritting their teeth and rolling their eyes until it ends.

A handful of non-lepers wander over to try and cheer up the exiles, but their efforts are rebuffed.  "We can't talk to you," sniffs one of the girls.  Others avoid eye contact, playing possum until the "clean" ones leave.  They are inconsolable, and the tears continue long after I've wiped mine and slid over to watch the cribbage game.  I can still hear them talking, though:

"I hate this."

"I just didn't realize how hard it would be."

"I miss camp!"

One of the male lepers, clearly anxious about the amount of crying going on, whispers to me, "They're just making it worse."

"Girls... have a different way of processing things," I say, which is a lousy explanation, but the best way I can think of to say, "It's okay, they need to be doing this right now."

The emotions of female-types are not Joe's strong point either.  "Just don't ask questions," he tells him, shaking his head.

At devo, the polyester-robed Pharisees and Rabbis lead songs from Old Testament scripture, such as a minor-key setting of the Sh'ma Yisrael.  There is a scripture reading from one of the books of prophecy, one clearly chosen for ironic effect: it is one that foretells the sufferings of Christ.  Prayers are self-congratulatory proclamations of righteousness.  Seating is segregated by gender, and only the males are allowed to sing.  We lepers straggle at the back, guys and girls intermingled, and sing if we feel like it (but not too loudly).

I'd been notified the female lepers would be sleeping that night in an empty cabin, but given no info about when we should go back to the cabins to get our things.  When devo ends, I realize that's not going to change.  We're the first to retreat from the amphitheater, to allow the "clean ones" to leave, so I tell the girls to run back to their cabins to get their things for the night before anyone else gets there.  I thought they'd dally, but I was wrong.  They sprint, hoping to avoid contact with cabinmates.  One who isn't quick enough comes back crying.  "The way they were looking at me was just..." she sniffles, "I don't know... I couldn't stand it."

I let them take as long as they like settling in.  Being outcast like this has a silver lining: no one is watching you too closely to make sure you don't fudge the rules.  I've spoken to head women's counselor Janet, and she agreed the leper girls could go up to the bathhouse after the lights-out bell.  (The leper guys haven't even been assigned a place to stay; Joe takes them down to the Great Hall for the night.)

One of the "clean" campers delivers a forgotten item to one of the leper girls at our cabin.  Through the screen door, she says, "I am also unclean," and leaves.  One girl sobs, "I don't know if she was trying to make us all cry, but it worked!"  Actually, it didn't for me, but I'm the only one, so I keep my mouth shut.  This entire episode is one long exercise in not talking for the staff; we've been told even before the introductory speech that we should let the campers figure things out for themselves, rather than trying to lead them to conclusions.  Hard as that has been at times, I love this aspect of it.  Hearing the leper girls process their experience, particularly this evening in the cabin, is both painful and amazing.  By this point they've stopped fighting, stopped wallowing in helplessness, and have started really putting their brains and hearts up against their situation.  I let them talk until they decide they're done.  Two of my favorite comments make it into the journal:

"Now I know what it's like to be a social outcast.  I feel so bad for those kids at my school... and I never did a thing to help them."

"I wish they'd all be mean to us, because this nice thing is just not working out for me."

Thanks to emotional exhaustion, they stop talking (and crying) before it gets ridiculously late.  But man, I hate trying to sleep with a stuffy nose.  I toss, turn, and finally go to the nurse's cabin for a Tylenol to take the edge off my tension.  Nurse Carol is still up, having just dealt with a sick camper, and she sits me down for a chat, as concerned about my emotional health as my physical needs.  I give her a brief rundown of leper life and reassure her that we'll all be fine.  I realize as I say it that I'm also reassuring myself.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Intermission.

Will our intrepid heroine overcome her scruples and learn to love singing verrrrry slowly?  Will she eat any more Oven Pizzas of Tummy-Doom?  Will she ever shut up about Rest Period?  Will there be popcorn in the lobby and a long line for the ladies' room?  There's only one way to find out!

(Thanks for reading.  Camp Stories continue their revenge tomorrow.)

Revenge of Camp Stories: Sunday, July 25.

We got one new camper yesterday, and today more are arriving all day long, far more than we expected.  By the end of the day, enrollment will be at a record high of something like 115.  This afternoon, I'm in the Great Hall helping teacher Dianne compose lyrics for a song to be performed by staff in the Talent Show, and we're interrupted at least three times by the arrival of new campers who need to be escorted to someone who can deal with their paperwork.  I'm secretly grateful for the breaks.  (I'm good at doggerel, but I'm not good at collaborating on it, and Dianne and I have been taking turns being impatient with each other.  It's been difficult to convince her that a couple dozen reluctant staffers aren't going to be able to learn a full-speed parody of The Mom Song in less than three days.)

We've honestly had a dream cabin so far, despite having more campers than any other.  They may not always be the tidiest or the most punctual, but they're respectful to their counselors and compassionate to one another.  And the group was a size we've learned to manage.  But today we gain five additional girls (for a total of 23), and it feels like a delicate balance is upset.  We have to adjust not only to additional numbers, but to additional personalities.  One, in particular, I'm concerned about; there is a low-level sullen resistance that I fear will only escalate.

But we can deal.  We can stubbornly love her, and we can stubbornly uphold our standards.  God and Janet (the head women's counselor) will take care of the rest.

It's Sunday, so tonight is our second communion service.  We are back in the Great Hall, and the long folding table stands in the center of the room, with the slightly-less-than-life-sized cross on it.  Counselor Joe gives a few words of introduction; it occurs to me that it's rare (and therefore odd) to see him be so serious about anything.  Afterward, there is a long silent pause.  Finally, one tenuous female voice breaks it in song, and others join.  The song ends, another begins, and campers flow forward toward the cross, take bread and juice, and stand in small groups, arms around one another.  Some remain standing together for a very long time.  The room is filled with human voices, laughter, sobs.

Dianne grabs me and Joe, and we squeeze forward to a spot near the table.  Joe reaches in a long arm for three cups, then tears off a piece of flatbread and divides it with us.  There is that awkward moment where I wonder what comes next: is someone gonna pray, or should I just put this stuff in my mouth?  Dianne bows her head over her juice, so we both do the same.  After a moment, we all eat and drink.  I hug them both, and Dianne says, "It's good to share faith with those you love.  I think about you two more than you realize."

As we return to our seats, Joe's solemn demeanor finally cracks, and he mutters to me, "I hope that wasn't a matchmaking comment."  I agree, chuckling.  With Dianne, you never know.

The eddies and whirlpools around the cross continue.  The tone and tempo of the songs picks up, and they shed the lag with the shift from meditation to rejoicing.  It is hard to write while singing -- I have to write a letter, rather than a word, at a time -- but I must record this.  This, I feel, is what communion should be.  As Shane says: "Common unity.  Comm-unity."  Whatever we may be getting wrong here, we are getting this right.

Revenge of Camp Stories: Saturday, July 24.

I'm lying awake around 3 a.m. when the heat lightning begins, followed by deliciously cool gusts of wind.  Cracks of thunder follow, and some give the illusion (through sheer volume) of being very close.  The curtains covering the screen above my bed swing out well past 45 degrees from the wall, and I can hear the rain coming before it hits.  I lie in my sleeping bag for a couple of minutes even after it starts pelting in, riding the adrenaline buzz while submitting a request for the safety of all present.

Then I get up and tell the girls to move their sleeping bags out of the screened porch into the main room of the cabin.  There's plenty of floor space there, but I'm too discombobulated to think to drag mattresses along.  Fortunately, someone else thinks of it.  I move everyone's stuff away from the inside of the windward wall, and we all settle in on the floor.  It takes about 20 minutes for everyone to quiet down again, but no one is terrified.  Some girls take the opportunity to snuggle up with others.  It's like a slumber party, but without the party.

It's hard to get up that morning.  I wake them 15 minutes early to allow for dealing with sogginess, but the wind has dried the room overnight.  It's a disaster, though; all six of the campers in this tiny room have brought an incredible amount of stuff, huge tubs of clothing and jewelry and hairdryers, and they can barely rein it in under the best of circumstances.  Today, there's no way we can get this room presentable before breakfast.  Later, I request a day's exemption from cabin clean check, which is freely granted.

Today is the last of this week's classes; new classes begin on Monday.  I'm frustrated with Rabbi's Meeting today (the class in which Bible teachers discuss the text before teaching).  A staff member complains about how the campers in his class refuse to condemn homosexuals as sinners, then not five minutes later proceeds to mock some Christians he knows who choose to observe certain obscure Old Testament laws.  I catch the old familiar stench of belief that we're the only ones who've got it right.  I've known its odor for oh, far too many years: topnotes of ignorance with a deep lingering reek of self-satisfaction.  I don't hold my nose, but I hold my tongue.  If no one else smelled that -- if no one else sees that these particular beliefs just might be a point on a continuum of human Biblical understanding, rather than an island of Obvious Correctness in a sea of Idiocy -- then maybe I am in the wrong place.

My Bible class has truly been top-notch, and I tell them so.  They want to get the same group together for next week's class, but sadly, it's logistically impossible.  I let them have free conversational rein for a while today because they keep taking it in such interesting directions.  "Will the Jews who died in the Holocaust go to Heaven?" a girl asks at one point.  I refuse to give answers (though I do point out the distinction between being racially Jewish and religiously Jewish), but counter with another question: "What about people from other [Christian] denominations? Are they going to Heaven?"  Given the perspective I've just heard in Rabbi's Meeting, I'm not surprised that no one replies emphatically in the affirmative.  But a couple of them say something to the effect of, "Well, they haven't got everything right, but neither do we," and this fills my heart with hope.

We get an extended rest period to make up for the sleep lost to last night's storm.  Afterward, I play washers with some other staff members: Joe, Josh, Whompy, Daryl.  It's not the most exciting game in the world, and I'm utterly abysmal at it (or anything involving throwing), but I enjoy their company.  I'm still missing some people who should be here this year, and one in particular I wish I could talk with about the stuff that's been on my mind.  Even if he didn't get where I was coming from, he'd still listen and respond with respect and compassion.  But I bet he'd get it.

I'm headed down to check out the alternate swimming hole being used today (the water is super high after the storm), when I run into a counselor who's concerned about unsupervised campers in the Great Hall, but has no time to deal with it.  (No campers are supposed to be in the Great Hall without staff present; it's too out of the way to keep an eye on otherwise.)  I check on the Great Hall, but two counselors are there.  Cool.  Back to my original mission.  But I sorta forget how to get there, so I take the scenic route, and just when I'm getting close, who should I find heading the opposite direction but... those same two counselors.

"Hey, is there a counselor with those campers in the Great Hall?" I ask them.

"Yeah, there is," says one, looking a little confused.

"No, we were the only counselors there," the other one reminds her, "but... they're working on a devo skit."

I grimace. "There's supposed to be a counselor present at all times. Otherwise we have to kick them out."

One of them says she'll go sit in the Great Hall, but then waffles: a camper is getting baptized soon, no one knows exactly when, and she doesn't want to miss it.  "Okay," I say, "I'll do it, but let me know about the baptism; I'd like to be there too."

So now here I am in the Great Hall, listening to one camper play the piano, while screams ricochet from the next room (from the aforementioned skit).  It's cool and relatively mosquito-free in here, and the piano music's all neutral-warm-chords stuff, soothing without being distracting.  It's been the perfect opportunity to catch up on writing.  But I still feel grouchy.  Why? Is it because I found myself in the role of rule-stickler when other staff were willing to let things slide?  Or is it feeling stuck down here, away from the fun on the (hot, muggy, bug-ridden) hill?

Aaand now I'm out of things to say.  I wish I had that Celine Dion book handy.

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"Shout to the Lord." Is not. A dirge.

I had to pull out my notebook and scribble the above at devo, which was indoors again (in the Great Hall this time, which is bigger and airier than the Lodge). This song sounded great last night at the Serenity campsite, but now was restored to its former slow progress.  I had to stop singing for a bit, because, oh my goodness aggghhhh.  Ultimately, writing that line was enough to help me vent and get over it, although it also attracted Director Jeff's attention.  He teased me about being a "mole," which made me laugh. Later I explained what I was writing and why.  He sympathized.  Whew, I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed.

Previously!  I didn't have long to wait after writing that complaint about boredom in the Great Hall.  Counselor Terri came in and chatted with me a bit, then pointed out that it was now nearly dinner-bell time.  We chased everyone out and went to eat.  The baptism took place afterward; no one had to miss it.  On the way to the crick, I openly eavesdropped on twentysomething counselors Josh and Joe comparing notes on relatives who pummel them with invasive questions about their (currently non-existent) dating lives.  It was tragically hilarious.  I can relate to some degree, but man, I have to admit that even my grandma is a whole lot more respectful.